| Non sequitur | Song title | Song-poet(s) | Label/number | Format | Artist |
| Oh that zipper on my pants / It makes me blush and it makes me rant / It sometimes slips and sometimes slides / And causes me embarrassment, besides. | Oh That Zipper On My Pants | Joseph Hetrick | MSR 214 | LP | MSR Singers |
| Though you sit around each evening and try to handicap each race / You still could put your arms around me, as I long for your embrace. | Don't Gamble With My Heart | Eddie Walsh | Tin Pan Alley 33-468 | 45 | Alice Prentiss |
| You're so exciting like a cooked meat on a plate ... / You're so much better than all the vitamins in one egg / You're my favorite chicken leg. | Chicken Leg | Michael Fraulino | MSR 214 | LP | MSR Singers |
| Vegas has bright lights and cat shows and dog shows / Horse shows and a lake nearby. | Las Vegas | Sally Potter | Columbine M-11 | LP | Ralph Lowe |
| My mouth open wide as if it's sayin' come on in, come on in / My tongue hanging so low that it would cover my chin. | Pinch Me | Robert Madden | Halmark 750749 | 45 | no artist named |
| Lady off pedestal, indeed, steals the show / And the telephone keeps ringin' with exciting calls. | Lady Off Pedestal At Notre Dame | Dolly-O Curran | Dolly-O 1020 | 45 | Jack Kim |
| I heard you knockin' knockin' knockin' / On my wee small door. | I Heard You | Shirley Alford | MSR 2799 | 45 | Liza Evans |
| Sugar, oh sugar, I just idolize your charms. | Sugar | Walter Greenlaw-Gladys Meaux | Air 5027 | 45 | Cara Stewart with Orchestra |
| Please take my lips, abuse them / To your desire. | Don't Break My Dream Of Love | Les Hilton-Lucky L. Hudson | Top Rock 001 | 45 | Cara Stewart, vocal (Lee Hudson Orch.) |
| God made me a woman. | Adam Alone | True Spirit | Hollywood Artists HAR-42 | LP | Charles Clark & Steve Day |
| Treating every boy / You may eat ["meet"?] the same. | Pin A Medal On Mary | T. Marabella | Air 5063 | LP | Sonny Marshall |
| The date I got with the girl of my dreams / While trying to get my dirty washing clean ... I went to a launderette a total stranger / Later I proposed to her by the coin changer. | Mary's Launderette | Mary Neimy | MSR 598 | 45 | Rodd Rogers |
| You made headlines on the front page of my heart. | Headlines Of My Heart | Marguriete Crum | Columbine NST-36 | LP | Rick Kershaw |
| There are man-eating sharks / But they never eat women. | Hawaii Calls | Walter Wagner | Columbine CRH-28 | LP | Ralph Lowe |
| Not everyone is against you / Not completely. | Keep Those Hopes Up | Mary McBride & Lew Tobin | Sterling 723 | 45 | Gary Roberts |
| I got the Jimmy Carter blues / And I don't drink no booze. | Jimmy Carter Blues | Charlie Taylor | Columbine HV-37 | 45 | John Muir |
| Red is alright, white stands out in the night. | Black Is Beautiful | Clifton Moore | Preview 1765 | 45 | Gene Marshall |
| I am weak / I can't stand God ["guard"?]. | Doralee Or Pearl | Donald Pinckney | Preview 2266 | 45 | Gene Marshall |
| Like dust in the wind / You take my breath away. | You Take My Breath Away | James Sherlock | Hollywood Artists HAR-75 | LP | William LeBlanc |
| My hand wrote this letter / But my heart held the pen. | I'll Take It Like A Man | Grace A. Duncan | Preview 1876 | LP | Gene Marshall |
| Like the roots of a tree / That go deep in the ground / I want my love to be / That much in your mind. | Root Of The Tree | Robert L. Bostic | MSR 290 | LP | The Sisterhood |
| Up with your hands. | Praying Hands | E. Josephine Hermans | MSR 290 | LP | The Sisterhood |
| We dreamed of spending my life with you. | His Second Coming | Claire M. Chiappini | Halmark 750333 | 45 | no artist named |
| There it was khaki and men / Heaven was where I had been. | Heaven Was Where I Had Been | Wm. H. Arpaia | Vandalia 124 | 45 | The Babylonians (vocal by Lance Hill) |
| Remember me as a token of your ageless love. | Ageless Love | Helen Cromwell-Ted Rosen | Hallmark 15773 | 45 | Bob Storm |
| Your brother's dead, and daddy's gone / Hurry on home, son. | Hurry On Home | David L. Woodard | Cinema 7413 | 45 | The Real Pros |
| You made my heart an artist / To paint your picture in my mind. | Thanks A Lot | Mark Winegar & Richard Mack | Roxie 331 | 45 | Neal Scott |
| Her shape is like a figure-8 / Walkin' down the street a half-hour late. | Bunny | Bert J. Blickenstaff | Ronnie 2195 | 45 | Ben Tate |
| He pre-formed many wonderful miracles / The people could not understand. | Jesus Christ, The Greatest Man | John C. Freeman | Tin Pan Alley 85-739 | 45 | Mike Thomas |
| When you put this song in your cassette / You can bet / I'll be gone. | Put On | Melba Taylor | MSR 2259 | 45 | Bobbi Blake |
| He races all the ones he bets in / He'll wear a skullcap, not a Stetson. | The Dandy Dude In Dungarees (The Now Cowboy) | Alice Cummingham | MSR 278 | LP | no artist named |
| True love's like a fruitcake / It's much better when it's old. | True Love | Jess Ely | Brea S-006 | LP | Steve Jennings |
| My mind's not so fickle / My spine's got a tickle. | So Close To Love | L.T. Letchworth | Tin Pan Alley 60-602 | 45 | Mike Thomas |
| You know that you belong to the heaven in the sky above / And there's much more to life than just fluff. | There's A Heaven In The Sky Above | Frank Leeper | MSR 2783 | 45 | Dick Kent |
| It's been so long now, let's get it on / Let's go and see a judge. | Will You Marry Me | Theodore Henderson | Halmark ARP-3343 | 45 | no artist named |
| Love goes round in circles / Takes in animals and turtles. | I Saw The Light | H.D. Simpson | Songuild 947 | 45 | Fortune |
| Love goes around in circles / Takes in all animals and turtles / What a time we do have / Until we are blue and purple. | Love Song Of '74 | H.D. Simpson | Halmark 750136 | 45 | no artist named |
| That perfect touch / When we kissed goodnight / Left a murmur in my heart. | That Perfect Touch | Eddie Haek | Halmark OV-514 | 45 | no artist named |
| Do you now love me / Or do you not? / You told me once / But I just forgot. | Dearest One | J. Zawistowski | Nu-Sound 1257 | 45 | Todd Andrews |
| Drinkin' beer with a heavy straw / Hey lumberjack / I wanna be a loving man / Not to be misled down a railroad track. | I Want To Be A Loving Man | Carmelo Maldonado Alvarez | Royal Master 4343 | LP | Matt Vincent |
| He made chime clocks / True sublime clocks / And they were all such fine clocks. | The Old Clockmaker | Santo Marotta | Noveline 201 | 45 | Kris Arden |
| Oh I know Jesus / He's a mighty good man. | He's A Mighty Good Man | Fairey Bell-Gene Brooks | Preview 1643 | 45 | Barbara Foster |
| Let me tell ya baby / I'm the messiah of music / And I'm willing to give you fonk! | Ten O'Clock Is Boogie Time | Hycienth Ideozu | Sunrise HS-024 | LP | Buddy Raye |
| Are you worthy, dear ones / To kiss his sweet feet? | His Sweet Feet | Minnie Souza | Columbine G-13 | LP | Kay Weaver |
| Some fat men even look like they're in their first month of labor. | Fat Person | John Thomas Jordan | Tin Pan Alley 106-842 | 45 | Mike Thomas |
| How in the world do you kill a truck? / How do you shoot and kill a truck? | Wish I Could Shoot A Gun | Juanita Young Felker | Columbine CRH-51 | LP | Kay Weaver |
| Old man, you're gonna die / Old man, we're gonna cry. | An Old Man's Life | Gary M. Gaston | Columbine CRH-51 | LP | Ralph Lowe |
| It makes me warm and anti-freezy / Makes me want to hug and squeezy. | Mary Louise | Mildred Romer | Fable 536 | 45 | Mike Sather with the Ferguson Four & Sandy Stanton's Top Flighters |
| So he departed, bound for Orlando / To pick up fruit for the northland-o. | Danny's Return | Fredrick Fargnoli, Jr. | Preview 1266 | 45 | Rodd Keith |
| Her face sticks in my brain / There beauty without stain. | Living Alone With Me | Mansouri | Hollywood Artists T-223 | cass. | Charlie Clark |